UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
(Source: This has undouboubtedly been floating around the net for awhile.
It was brought to my attention by Professor Netiva Cafotri, NEIU.)
I think that my grade in your course should be changed from __ to __ for the
__ 1. The person who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
__ 2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
__ 3. This course will lower my grade point average and I won't get into:
__ Law school
__ Medical School
__ Dental School
__ Graduate School
__ My Fraternity/sorority
__ The Mickey Mouse Club
__ Tri County Tech
__ 4. I have to get an A to balance the F.
__ 5. I will lose my scholarship.
__ 6. I am on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your
__ 7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover
the material asked for on the exam.
__ 8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little else.
__ 9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exam asked about
__ 10. You are prejudiced againist:
__ Males __ Jews __ Blacks
__ Females __ Catholics __ whites
__ protestants __ moslems __ people
__ minorities __ chicanos __ students
__ 11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or atleast cut my
__ 12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
__ mono __ broken baby finger
__ pregnancy __ acute alcoholism
__ VD __ fatherhood
__ 13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us how you wanted that
to be done.
__ 14. I was creative and you said I was shooting the bull.
__ 15. I don't have a reason, I just want a higher grade .
__ 16. The lectures were:
__ too detailed to pick out important points.
__ not explained in sufficient detail.
__ too boring.
__ all jokes and not enough material.
__ all of the above.
__ 17. The couse was:
__ too early, I was not awake.
__ at lunch time, I was hungry.
__ too late, I was tired.
__ 18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes,
paper) for this course.
__ 19. Other.