For More Information on How To Survice
The Unexpected Watch These Movies
Army of Darkness
Supernatural: TV series
Nightmare On Elm Scream: Movie Series
Halloween: Movie Series
Steven King's IT
Friday The Thirteenth
Things to keep in mind when facing the
unnatural
If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so
immediately
Don't look under the bed
If trees, TVs, or other objects try to consume your children,
save as many
as you can and then get the hell out of the area.
If relatives or pets come back from the dead, don't approach
them and ask "What did you come back to do?"
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language
which they do not know, or if they speak to you using
a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It
will save you a lot of grief in the long run.
(Note: It will probably take several rounds of gunfire to
incapacitate them, so be
prepared.)