Presented in April, 2006

Directed by Bill McIntosh
A comedy by Steve Martin in one act
Place: a bar is Paris
Time: 1904
This long running Off Broadway absurdist
comedy places Albert Einstein
and Pablo Picasso in a Parisian cafe in 1904, just before the
renowned scientist transformed physics with his theory of
relativity and the celebrated painter set the art world afire
with cubism. In his first comedy for the stage, the popular actor
and screenwriter plays fast and loose with fact, fame, and
fortune as these two geniuses muse on the century's achievements
and prospects as well as other fanciful topics with infectious
dizziness. Bystanders, including Picasso' agent, the bartender
and his mistress, Picasso's date, an elderly philosopher, Charles
Dabernow Schmendimen and an idiot inventor introduce additional
flourishes of humor. The final surprise patron to join the
merriment at the Lapin Agile is a charismatic dark haired singer
time warped in from a later era.
(The
Samuel French, Inc. catalog)
Cast
Elizabeth Colon-Nelson ....Suzanne/Visitor
Patrick Garone ............Picasso
Jamie Kolacki..............Einstein
Keta Roth .................Germain
Aaron Nathan...............Gaston
Jonathan Ramsey ...........Schmendiman
Shama Dardai ..............Countess
Hugo Rosado................Freddy
Richard Olivo .............Sagot
Sarah Sherron..............Admirer
Production Staff
Producer................................Rodney Higginbotham
Director ...............................Bill McIntosh
Stage Manager ......................... Karen Meagher
Scenic Designer/Co-Technical Director...Lizz Otto-Cramer
Lighting Designer/Co-Technical Director John Rodriguez
Costume Designer........................Elizabeth Shaffer
Sound Designer .........................Leroyed Manuel
Sound Board Operator .................. David Browning
House Manager...........................Lauren Bonner
Box Office Manager .................... Brigid Blume
Assistant Box Office Manager............Mimi Pounds
Accounts Manager........................Becca Raven Uminowicz
Graphic and Playbill Designer...........David Ropinski
Publicity Staff ........................Lauren Bonner, Timmothy
McGaugher
Light Operator......................... Mary Santana
Set Construction ...................... Theatre Practicum class

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Shama Dardai as Countess Sarah Sherron as Female Admirer Jamie Kolacki as Einstein Keta Roth as Germaine Jonathan Ramsey as Schmendiman Aaron Nathan as Gaston Patrick Garone as Picasso Hugo Rosado as Freddy
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Jamie Kolacki as Einstein Elizabeth Colon-Nelson as Elvis Patrick Garone as Picasso
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Elizabeth Colon-Nelson as Suzanne Shama Dardai as Countess Jamie Kolacki as Einstein Patrick Garone as Picasso
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Hugo
Rosado (Freddy) has been in NEIU’s last three productions
in the past two semesters. Hugo has worked in theatre
since the age of twelve where he first appeared as
Gandolf in The Hobbit. Since then, Hugo has grown up appearing in
and training at various Chicago Park Districts as well as
Theatre on the Lake and The Second City. Past credits include
film (the soon to be released You Are Going To Prison),
stage plays and many comedy sketch revues with ¡Salsation!,
Chicago’s first and only Latin comedy group. Hugo’s varied
interests include music, photography and cinematography. In the
future Hugo wishes to continue learning the art of acting
while finishing school. He is very thankful to all of his present
and past directors, castmates and crew for all he has
learned.
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Jamie
Kolacki (Albert Einstein) This is Jamie’s fourth
show with the Stage Center. Previously he was seen as
Renfield in the fall production of Dracula. Looking
forward to pursuing his love for the theatre, Jamie thanks his
friends for always being there, his family for being the
strongest support system ever, and everyone that lied to him that
his hair looks good long!
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Elizabeth
Colon- Nelson (Suzanne/ Visitor) This is Elizabeth’s
debut with Stage Center Theatre, and what a glorious
ball it has been. Hailing all the way from Georgia, this
Puerto Rican southern belle has thoroughly enjoyed this
opportunity to work with such a great director, crew and cast. If
by chance you were in any small theaters in Atlanta or at
Elizabeth’s alma mater (Lee University) then perhaps you have
seen her in Antigone as Antigone, The Foreigner as
Catherine Simms or in Charley’s Aunt as Amy - just to name a few.
If by chance this is your first on-stage ‘Elizabeth
sighting,’ never fear - this historic night will be
photographed and she will be sure to make it into the picture!
Elizabeth would like to thank Selma and Calyx for being so
understanding during the mess.
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Aaron
Nathan (Gaston) received his BA in speech and music from
NEIU in 1986. While attending NEIU, Aaron appeared in
Stage Center’s productions of Sounds and Words, The
Misanthrope, Last Dance and As you Like It. In 2004, he joined
the Unity players where he performed in the Old Boy,
Cinderella, A Social Event and The Proposal. Aaron currently
teaches high school for Chicago Public Schools and is also
a musician.
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Keta
Roth (Germaine) is very pleased to be part of this
production! What a fun show, cast and crew! She was
last seen on this stage as Leontine in Triumph of Love. She
has also worked with Theater at the Center, Provision Theater,
Apple Tree Theatre TYA, Theatre Hikes, St Sebastian
Players, Village Players, Attic Playhouse, Lincoln Square
Theatre, Fleetwood- Jourdain, Stage Two, Bailiwick and a short
tour of Greece. May God Bless America! Enjoy Life.
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Richard
Olivo (Sagot) is currently attending his first year at NEIU. He
is a double major in History and Education. He has been
involved in many theatrical performances such as Jesus
Christ Superstar, Fiddler on the Roof, Grease, Oliver, The
Music Man, Evita, Bye Bye Birdie and Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat (at the Chicago Theatre). He is very happy
to be involved in this show with the wonderful cast and
crew.
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Shama
Dardai (Countess) is pleased to be taking part in her
fifth NEIU Stage Center production. She is an English
major, Sociology minor, Aries and proud recipient of
an NEIU Talent Scholarship Award for 2006 in Communication, Media
and Theatre. She is grateful for the support and dedication
of the cast, crew, director and audience and would like to
thank everyone involved. She would also like a cookie.
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Patrick
Garone (Picasso) This is Patrick Garone’s fourth Stage
Center production. He was previously seen as Les
Kenkat in Boy Gets Girl
and prior to that he was in Life
is
A Dream and The Real Inspector
Hound. Patrick is also an
ensemble member of ¡Salsation!
Theater Company, NFP and is
the director of their new sketch revue, The FANTA Menace
currently showing at Meztli Gallery in Pilsen.
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Sarah
Sherron (Visitor) has been very active in the arts since
seventh grade, when she debuted in The King and I.
Since then, she has been in more than twelve
plays/musicals. Her biggest roles include Dorothy from The Wizard
of Oz, Adapearl from The Wiz and Rosie from Bye Bye Bye
Birdie. She has also been in West Side Story, Beauty and the
Beast, Hair, and the the recent Dracula
at NEIU. At NEIU
she is now studying teaching and theatre and looks forward
to further her involvement in the Stage Center. She hopes
the audience enjoys this play as much as she has in the
making of it. "This cast was awesome, thanks guys!!!"
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Jonathan
Ramsey (Schmendiman) is currently a junior at
Northeastern, triple majoring in things unrelated to
theatre. He is a highly inexperienced actor, working with
nothing but the raw human emotion that swells within his dark
soul. His major influences include Larry David, Ricky
Gervais, Jose Lopez and John Casey. He would like to thank his
friends, his family and everyone in the Department of
Philosophy who have come to show their support.
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Bill McIntosh (Director) If it
seems like Bill has been hanging around the Stage Center for a
couple of years, it is true. Some four years ago he appeared
onstage in
Scapino. Then he
directed
Inspecting Carol,
maybe three years ago. A year ago he appeared on stage (again)
with
The Game of Love and
Chance. Goes to follow that he
would direct again. With a cast like this he wonders why he waits
so long! Also, Bill has directed for festivals in Seattle
and for a children’s show about safety that has gone all over the
globe. He would most like to thank the fine people who have
read this little bio and are about to enjoy all out fine work
(that’s you)!
Elizabeth Shaffer (Costume
Designer) received her Masters Degree in design from Pennsylvania
State University in 2000, after graduating from Washington
University in St. Louis. She has been designing and draping in
the Chicago/ Milwaukee/St Louis area for several years. Her
work has been seen in collaboration with Lifeline Theatre
(Artistic Ensemble Member), Bailiwick Arts Center, L’Opera
Piccola, Northeastern Illinois University, Reverie Theatre
Company, Townsquare Players, The Griffin, Chicago Jewish
Theater, Opera Theater Highland Park, Loyola Univesity,
Northwestern University Opera Department, The Metropolis,
Appletree Theater, Opera Moda, Circle Theater, Theatre
Building Chicago, One Theatre Company, Chicago Chamber
Opera, Theatre at the Center, Remy Bumppo and Light Opera
Works. She also spent five years as the Assistant
Designer/Head Draper for the annual Baroque Handel Opera Festival
in Gottingen, Germany. Elizabeth is the 2004 recipient of
the Michael Maggio Emerging Designer Award and the winner
of the Chicago After Dark Award for Queen Lucia with Lifeline
Theatre.
Lizz Otto-Cramer (Co-Technical
Director, Set Desiger) is pleased to be a new faculty member here
at Northeastern. Lizz earned her Master of Fine Arts at the
School of the Arts in Winston-Salem North Carolina. She has been
working professionally since graduation and has designed
and painted in Milwaukee WI, North Carolina, and Washington D.C.
Her credits include Dracula, Fiddler on the Roof, A
Christmas Story, and Cole among others.
John Rodriguez (Co-Technical
Director, Lighting Desiger) joined the theatre faculty at
Northeastern two years ago and has been teaching courses in
technical theatre as well as working as a designer on Stage
Center productions. This year John has taken on the shared
responsibilities of Technical Director along with new arrival
Lizz Otto-Cramer. John most recently designed the set and
lighting for
Dracula and the
lighting for Picasso at the Lapin
Agile.

Director’s
Notes
Albert Einstein (Physicist) Mr. Einstein was born at Ulm, in
Watternberg, Germany, on March 14, 1879. Six weeks later
the family moved to Munich and he began schooling there at
the Luitpold Gymnasium. Later, the family moved to Italy and
Albert continued his education at Aarau, Switzerland. In 1896 he
entered the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School in Zurich to be
trained as a teacher in physics and mathematics. In 1901,
the year he gained his diploma, he acquired Swiss citizenship.
Unable to find a teaching post, he accepted a position as
technical assistant in the Swiss Patent Office. In 1905 he
obtained his doctor’s degree.
Pablo Picasso (Artist) Mr. Picasso was born in Malaga, Spain in 1881.
Picasso showed a gift for painting and drawing at a young
age. His father, an art professor, encouraged his son to
paint and Picasso went through training programs in
Barcelona and Madrid. As a young man, Picasso and his best
friend Carlos Casajemas fled the conservative Spanish environment
and settled in the lively arts community of Paris where he began
to be noticed for his work. After being rejected by a woman,
Picasso’s friend Casejemas committed suicide. Picasso reflected
his grief in his art and began painting melancholy scenes of
misfits and poverty, primarily in the color blue.