Spring, 2012
Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Lindsay-Abaire invites us into
the puzzling life of sweet Claire, psychogenic amnesiac, who wakes up
each morning as a memory-less blank slate. She spends each day
reconstructing who she is, only to forget it all when she goes to
sleep. On this special day she is abducted by a disfigured,
limping, lisping man claiming to be her brother, who says he wants to
save her from her evil husband. The ensuing mayhem is both
deliriously funny and oddly touching.
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Sarah Beckette
(Heidi), currently at Northeastern working towards her degree in early
childhood education, is excited to be making her début at the Stage
Center Theatre. She studied improv at Improv Olympics and has done
multiple sketch comedy shows around Chicago. She would like to thank the
cast of Fuddy Meers for all the laughs and spontaneous sing-alongs, her
family and friends for all their love and support, and Jesus...her
favorite Barista for helping her to get caffeinated each morning. *Mic
Drop* |
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Andrew Berlien
(Millet) is thrilled to be performing at the Stage Center Theatre
again. A Chicago native, past productions include Lucky Stiff, Charley’s
Aunt, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and Lend Me a Tenor among others.
Andrew has also worked with Redmoon Theater, Theatre Momovtum, and Funny
Umbrella. Boundless love and affection go to Bob, Erin, Kathy, and the
entire cast and crew. Dab da puppa! |
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Brad Cantwell
(Limping Man) returns to the Stage Center Theatre where he has appeared
as Orsino in Twelfth Night, Speed in The Odd Couple, Phileas Fogg
in Around the World in 80 Days, Gordon in Dead Man’s Cell Phone,
Richard in Hay Fever, Sydney Carton in A Tale of Two Cities, and
Oberon in Midsummer Night’s Dream. Brad is thrilled to work with
the cast and crew of Fuddy Meers and particularly thanks the
director, Dan Wirth, for the opportunity. Thanks most of all for
love and life to beautiful Lisa and McCoy. |
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Rayon “The Tube” Hanes
(Hinky Binky) is a graduate of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. He
has had a long career in theatre and film starting as an extra in the
film Pup- pet Master. Rayon has appeared in many children’s theatre
productions including Pinocchio. He recently finished a national tour of
Avenue Q. He’d like to thank Andy Berlien for the support and the
manicures.He also would like to give a shout out to the gang at The Sock
Shop and a special ‘hello’ to Lambchop. “Always take time for yourself
and line dry.” |
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Elizabeth Krahulec
(Gertie) is currently a CMT major at NEIU. She has been in such
performances as O Come All Ye Faithful as Sue, The Merry Wives of
Windsor as Mistress Page, and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
Dreamcoat as the Narra- tor. She has wanted to play Gertie in Fuddy
Meers since she first saw a performance of it 10 years ago. She wants to
thank her family and friends, Jana for the best slippers in the world,
and the cast and crew for making musicals into real life. And to all of
you following along, tank oodoll so moo fah kumin! |
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Blake Malley
(Richard) is a Communication, Media and Theatre major at N.E.I.U. He is
excited to be in another production at the Stage Center Theatre after
playing Peter in O Come All Ye Faithful and Fabian in Twelfth Night. He
would like to thank his family for their endless support and the cast
and crew of Fuddy Meers for being so immensely talented and so gosh darn
fuddy. |
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Michael Slas
(Kenny) was found as an infant in a smoldering crater. He was taught at
an early age to use his powers for good. He thought that was totally
lame. He also happens to act, write trite poetry, and take little
seriously. Mike has also played a Miami gangster, a flamboyant
homosexual, a puri- tan, and a boring plain doctor. He is very excited
to be in Fuddy Meers and work with such a fun group of individuals. He
thanks his friends, his colleagues, and his parole officer for giving
him the night off. |
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Lily Stephens
(Claire) is thrilled to be making her Stage Center debut with such a
talented and fun ensemble. She is also in the Second City conservatory
program and performs in improv shows. A senior and English major at
NEIU, Lily hopes to appear interesting at parties by earning a dishonest
living, perhaps in piracy. Lily would like to thank her family for
being the most incredible people she knows and her friends for being the
most incredible people who tolerate her absurdity. To her sister,
Fiona: HDIGYA? |
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| Left to Right Lily Stephens (Claire), Brad Cantwell (Limping Man), Elizabeth Krahulec (Gertie), Andrew Berlien (Millet) |
Left to Right Michael Slas (Kenny), Sarah Beckette (Heidi), Blake Malley (Richard) |
Michael Slas (Kenny), Lily Stephens (Claire), Blake Malley (Richard) BOTTOM : Brad Cantwell (Limping Man) |